Thy Link is Broken!

Possible causes:

  • Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine. Repent and try again.

  • Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.

  • Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.

  • Holiness Church explanation: Beware of false links, they come to you in HTML format, but inwardly they are 404 errors.

  • Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! I commanded this Link to OPEN, in Jesus name!

  • Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, all links lead to God, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.

  • KJV explanation: Whither thou hast directed thine aim, it findeth no favor in the sight of the Lord. Turn thee from this course, and earnestly seek after wisdom and understanding. Abide in patience until thou art prepared; then, with the Almighty's guidance, venture forth anew. The Lord Himself shall direct thy steps unto a URL most righteous and pure, a HTTP path untainted and blessed."

  • Buddhist explanation: Clear your mind, you have not yet attained the level of this link, in your next life you will see and be one with this link.

  • Episcopalian explanation: Why are you against homosexual Links? Don't be so judgemental, all links are God's links, even ones you don't accept.

  • Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.

  • Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it. Science has proven that there is no creator of this page, but it came about by random HTML mutations.

  • Church counselor's explanation: And how did you feel when the link would not open?  Are you willing to forgive this website for it's broken links? If you seek God, He can heal you of this broken link.

HTTP 404 Error - File not found - Please Repent and try again.