Da North Side War
1Jabin, da king fo da Hazor peopo, hear bout all da stuff Joshua dem do to da kings an dea armies da south side. So he sen messenja guys by Jobab, da king fo Madon, an da kings fo Shimron an Akshaf, 2an by da king guys inside da mountains north side, an da Jordan Riva valley south a Galilee Lake, inside da small hills west side, an da up country hills mauka Dor west side, 3an by da Canaan peopo east side an west side, an by da Amor peopo, da Het peopo, da Periz peopo, da Jebus peopo up country, an by da Hiv peopo unda Mount Hermon nea Mizpah. 4All dose king guys come out wit all dea plenny army guys an plenny horses an war wagons. Dey real plenny, jalike da sand on top da beach. 5All dese king guys an dea armies come togedda fo make one plan. Dey all make camp by da Merom Lake, fo go fight da Israel guys.
6Da One In Charge tell Joshua, “No sked fo face dem. Cuz dis same time tomorra, I goin make all dem fall down mahke in front you Israel guys. You goin cut dea horses back legs fo dem no run, an burn up dea war wagons.”
7So Joshua an all his Israel army guys go agains dem quick an attack dem one time by Merom Lake. 8Da One In Charge make da Israel guys win ova dem. Da Israel guys wack dem an chase dem all da way to Sidon an da land aroun dea, to Misrefot Mayim, an to Mizpah Valley east side, till no mo nobody stay alive. 9Joshua make to dem jalike Da One In Charge tell um fo do. He cut dea horses back legs fo dem no run, an burn up dea war wagons.
10Den Joshua turn aroun an take ova Hazor town, an kill dea king guy. You know, befo time da Hazor king stay in charge all da odda kings an dea peopo. 11Da Israel guys kill erybody wit swords, jalike dey one sacrifice. Dey wipe out eryting dat stay alive, an den burn Hazor town.
12Joshua take all dose king guys an dea big towns. He kill all dea kings wit swords. He wipe dem out jalike dey one sacrifice, jalike Moses, da worka guy fo Da One In Charge, wen tell him fo do. 13Da big towns dat da peopo wen build on top da ol towns dat stay from befo time, da Israel guys no burn um down. Joshua guys ony burn Hazor. 14Da Israel peopo take all da stuffs from dose towns an da animals fo dem, but dey kill all da peopo wit swords. No mo nobody stay alive ova dea. 15Da One In Charge tell Moses, his worka guy, wat fo do, an Moses tell Joshua, an Joshua do all dat stuff. He no foget notting dat Da One In Charge wen tell Moses fo do.
16Az how Joshua dem take ova all da land, da up country, all da Negev boonies, Goshen an all da land aroun dea, da small hills da west side, da Jordan Riva Valley—da mountains an hills inside Israel 17from Mount Halak dat go up nea da Seir Range, to Baal-Gad in da Lebanon Valley unda Mount Hermon. Dey catch all da kings an kill dem. 18Joshua make war agains all dose kings long time. 19Ony da Hiv peopo inside Gibeon wen make one deal wit da Israel peopo. Da king guys inside da odda big towns neva make one deal wit da Israel peopo. So da Israel guys win ova all dem. 20 Da One In Charge da One wen make da odda peopos come hard head fo dem like fight da Israel peopo. Az how Da One In Charge wipe dem all out jalike dey one sacrifice, an no give dem chance. Az wat Da One In Charge wen tell Moses fo do.
21Dat time too, Joshua go up country an wipe out da Anak peopo from Hebron town, Debir town, an Anab town, from all da mountains inside Judah an Israel. Joshua dem wipe um all out an dea towns, jalike dey one sacrifice. 22No mo no Anak peopo lef inside Israel, ony inside Gaza, Gat, an Ashdod still had litto bit Anak peopo. 23Dass how Joshua take ova all da land, jalike Da One In Charge wen tell Moses fo do. Da One In Charge give all dat land fo come da Israel peopo property fo all dea ohanas.
Dat time, da peopo wen res, an neva fight no moa.